Big Jim Kills Again

We all know Jim as the great hunter from the north, who walked into the wild near Yellowstone and bagged himself a large, trophy buffalo.

But what you dont know, is that Jim came to San Francisco and decided he needed another trophy to impress friends and family back home in Boise.

We took Jim and Vern down to Pier 39 where they saw all of the sea lions, and Jim knew exactly what he wanted.

Just after a short surf in Pacifica, Jim returned to the beach looking refreshed, well fed, but a little frustrated, saying that, while he got a taste, he could not bag the trophy. I thought he was talking about catching the perfect wave. But then I saw this little critter wash up on the beach.

The local fish and game authorities are investigating this as a shark attack on a local harbour seal. But if they look closely, I think they will notice that the bite circumference closely resembles that of a male, human adolescent.